Chicago - it is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.
Cicero - it is against the law to hum on public streets on Sunday.
Decatur - it is against the law to drive a car without a steering wheel.
Joliet - it is against the law for a woman to try on more than six dresses in one store.
Kirkland - it is illegal for bees to fly over the town or in any of its streets.
Oblong - it is illegal to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
Winnetka - it is legal for the manager of a theatre to kick out anyone that has "odiferous feet."
Zion - it is illegal to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.