According to state law, it is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
It is illegal to have possession of a lollipop.
A small community passed an ordinance that stated the following: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering town."
Seattle - it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is longer than 6 feet.
Spokane - it is illegal to purchase a television on the Sabbath.
Wilbur - it is illegal to ride an ugly horse.