Kellovision
presents
The
"This is not a Hawaiian Punch Homepage"
Homepage
This Homepage is not devoted to the sweet nectar that is Hawaiian
Punch. Come along and bask in its un-punchy goodness.
This page is
not dedicated to Hawaiian Punch, but I'm going to tell you that it is a unique
blend of scrumptious-ness, as shown in the ingrediants below. That's
right kids, Hawaiian Punch has seven different kinds of juice, each
one adding its own distinguished flavor. The flavors work together
as some sort of a mighty, thirst-quenching team. As you can see
to the left, one can of Hawaiian Punch can get you through the day. It's
chalked full of nutritious goodness. The more you drink, the better
you will be and stuff.
More to come...
There are some spinoffs of the original that are also very tasty. They
are called Typhoon Blasters and each has its own flavor.
Legal Stuff: This Homepage is in no way related
to Hawaiian Punch. Hawaiian Punch is copyrighted by Sundor foods, which
operates under a license from Proctor & Gamble. Sundor foods and
Proctor & Gamble are also copyrighted. Any relation of this page
to Hawaiian Punch is purely coincidental.
Other pages done in
Kellovision:
The Kellovision Homepage
The Censor 2000 Homepage
The Wacky Laws Homepage